Where Are the Hornets?

A picture of a globe looking thing to demonstrate the worldwide reach of this story.

Assuming you haven't hung out with any of them since Game 6 of the first round, today marks 115 days since we last saw a member of the Hornets. (I actually missed Quincy Pondexter at my local Target by a couple days apparently). While it would be nice to see those fellows again in a basketball capacity one day, that seems an outlandish dream at this point, and, as such, we're given no choice but to stalk them via the internet.

Onward!

Chris Paul

Last Known Whereabouts: Brother's birthday party (aww)

Last Announcement/Comment/Tweet/Oration:

RT @DeronWilliams: @MattMitnick u watching your cowgirls play? (That's the CowBOYS homie!!! Get it right D!)less than a minute ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry Favorite Retweet Reply

 

Future Plans: Australia? Also, Miami this week.

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Jarrett Jack

Last Known Whereabouts: Dallas, Texas (22 days ago)

Last Announcement/Comment/Tweet/Oration:

Has anyone heard of this rapper kid named machine gun kelly he is gonna b a problemless than a minute ago via UberSocial Favorite Retweet Reply

 

Future Plans: ???

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Marco Belinelli

Last Known Whereabouts: Nicosia, Sicily (16 days ago)

Last Announcement/Comment/Tweet/Oration:

ho visto per la prima volta in tv lo spot nike footlocker....DAI!!!!!less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

 

Attempt at Translation of Above: "Ho! Visto for the prime voltage in television. Lo! Spot the Nike footlocker... DAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Future Plans: Possible deal with Montepaschi Siena, and the Eurobasket in September

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Willie Green

Last Known Whereabouts: Los Angeles, California (115 days ago)

Last Announcement/Comment/Tweet/Oration: None, but please enjoy this random Twitter page.

Future Plans: Nobody knows for sure, but ill advised jumpers will almost certainly be involved.

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Trevor Ariza

Last Known Whereabouts: Los Angeles, California (5 days ago). Also, check out this cool interview with him. 

Last Announcement/Comment/Tweet/Oration: Trevor Ariza deleted his Twitter I think, which I guess qualifies as an oration?

Future Plans: Skool

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Patrick Ewing, Jr.

Last Known Whereabouts: Nassau, The Bahamas (25 days ago)

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Last Announcement/Comment/Tweet/Oration: Ewing Junior made the All Caribbean Championship team and presumably made some comments about this although nobody knows for sure.

Future Plans: Staying put at his last known whereabouts sounds like a solid plan to me

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Quincy Pondexter

Last Known Whereabouts: Las Vegas, Nevada (this weekend)

Last Announcement/Comment/Tweet/Oration:

Just got finished with a tough MMA session with @blakegriffin @TrevorAriza @gameshapeinc #beastless than a minute ago via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

 

Trevor Ariza's Twitter Account: It lives!

Future Plans: ???

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J-Smith

Last Known Whereabouts: Choose  

"Jason Smith has relocated to the Lake Forest, Illinois area to assume the General Manager position at the Hilton Garden Inn."

Your

"That joyful spirit is what Salvation Army Captain Jason Smith said Sunday's back to school celebration was meant to bring to kids and families."

Own

"Rams coach Steve Spagnuolo let it be known in his own way he expects right tackle Jason Smith to play at a higher level than he did."

Adventure

"Marietta City Schools interim superintendent Harry Fleming introduced the district's new director of teaching and learning, Jason Smith."

Last Announcement/Comment/Tweet/Oration:

"For more info, call OHS band director Jason Smith at 334-745-9717 or e-mail him at jason.smith@opelikaschools.org."

Future Plans: Sorry I'll stop now.

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Carl Landry

Last Known Whereabouts: Milwaukee, Wisconsin (now, AS YOU'RE READING THIS, ahhhhh)

Last Announcement/Comment/Tweet/Oration:

Went to the Zoo this morning with the church!!! Feeding the Billy Goats for 25cents was great lol... Kinda made me feel like a kid again!!less than a minute ago via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

 

Future Plans: Portland?

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David West

Last Known Whereabouts: Raleigh, North Carolina (6 days ago)

Last Announcement/Comment/Tweet/Oration:

History repeats itself because truth is Distorted or Absentless than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Favorite Retweet Reply

 

Comment on the Above: Respekt

Future Plans: ???

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David Andersen

Last Known Whereabouts: I'd repeat the Jason Smith thing, but I'm pretty sure if you know sufficiently enough technology type stuff, you can punch someone in the face via the internet

Last Announcement/Comment/Tweet/Oration: No word from the man himself, but Andersen is now contracted to Montepaschi Sienna (spelled it incorrectly a different way this time, welcome). Link is here, but I highly recommend you not click on this link.

Future Plans: Montipesci Siana, I thought we covered this already.

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Emeka Okafor

Last Known Whereabouts: Los Angeles, California (115 days ago)

Last Announcement/Comment/Tweet/Oration: None. There have been about fifteen more stories written on David Andersen than Emeka Okafor in the last three months.

Future Plans: Montepeschi Sienna?

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D.J. Mbenga

Last Known Whereabouts: Toronto, Canada (9 days ago)

Last Announcement/Comment/Tweet/Oration:

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My Attempt at a Translation of the Last Paragraph, a Translation Which Should Ostensibly Be Better Than the Earlier One Since I Did, At One Point in My Life, Study French For A Period of Four Consecutive Years: "Far from the BLING BLING of the NBA, D.J. seeks to "revient" on the ground, in search of the "potes" in Belgium. The Belgian Lions center says, "We have a great team. We must start the juniors and Coach Casteels educate us a little. It really is a solid group."

The Verdict on My French: DAI!!!!!!!!!

Future Plans: More Belgian type things

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I'm thinking we'll run this worldwide Hornet hunt every Monday, so any locational tips you happen to stumble across, send 'em my way! And that, to use a common phrase, is that.

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